I hate being single!
A pleasure!
I’ve been looking for a partner for years now. I don’t suppose you know anyone you could set me up with?
I’ve been looking so long now that I am not picky in the slightest.
Though I must say, my status does demand that they have at least a Tribunus rank and big eyes, a high nose and some round, full lips.
And naturally we will have to hit it off from the very start, you know?
I can’t just marry any old person, just because I have been waiting forever, right?
Well, if you know anyone like that, tell them about me.