Pssst...[%username].... I need your help with something. This will require a little...tact.

Here's the thing. My wife has been spending more and more time with those dolled-up prissies at the boutique in Pandaemonium...and it's driving me crazy!

She keeps telling me I don't understand her...or something. I'm afraid I might lose her, but I heard of a little trick from a soldier who was having the same problem.

"Where do I come in?"

Shhh! Keep it down [%username]! This is the sensitive part....

The soldier told me if I grind Ksellid teeth into a powder, it acts as a natural aphrodisiac...and drives women into a frenzy of passion.

I'm ashamed that my wife prefers spending time with those sissies at the boutique, but if I could please her like that, I'm sure she'd never leave me.

Can you help me out, [%username]?

Accept. Decline.

Kill Gourd Ksellids and Laggard Ksellids.

There are certainly a lot of them, because they stopped hunting them a long time ago.

Oh yes, please bring me their teeth as proof that you've really killed them. I'm an Administrative Officer and therefore need evidence.

Please bring me 4 teeth of the [plur][%dic:STR_DIC_M_ShellizardD_25_An] and 6 teeth of the [plur][%dic:STR_DIC_M_ShellizardD_27_An].

Good luck.

"I'll be back."

Fine...I guess I'll have to find someone else.

In the meantime, I'll probably lose my wife to some milksop who keeps a journal and likes to talk about his feelings....

Thanks for nothing, [%username].

"Deal with it."

Well, how did it go?

Did you manage to get the teeth?

Hand over the Ksellid's Teeth.

I spent a lot of time working as an administrator, so I like people to bring me exactly what I ask for.

These do not seem to be 4 Gourd Ksellid teeth and 6 Laggard Ksellid teeth.

Check the number of teeth again and then come back.

"I'll be back."

That is the correct amount of teeth.

I will give you a coin as a reward ... Oh, I'm sorry ... I'm so used to it ...

I will give you a gift as a reward.

Kill [%dic:STR_DIC_M_ShellizardD_25_An]s and [%dic:STR_DIC_M_ShellizardD_27_An]s and bring their teeth to [%dic:STR_DIC_N_Skataon].

[%collectitem]

Collect Ksellid teeth for Skatoan's discreet purpose.

Skataon asked for Ksellid teeth to use for a discreet purpose.

You slew Gourd Ksellids and Laggard Ksellids, and brought him their teeth. He thanked you afterwards.

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