You think you can win these battles with just your trusty [%mainslotitem]?

Think again. A cannonball is what's really going to make the difference in the end, I don't care who your ancestors are.

Think about it.

Buy

[%username], [%username], [%username]...

I'm sorry, but are you sure you're on the roster for the legion that captured the fortress?

"Oh, right."