Welcome to the Apellbine Tavern, home of the finest brew in all Pandaemonium.

My philosophy? Don't spill Asmodian drink, spill Elyos blood!

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."