Pssst...[%username].... I need your help with something. This will require a little...tact.
Here's the thing. My wife has been spending more and more time with those dolled-up prissies at the boutique in Pandaemonium...and it's driving me crazy!
She keeps telling me I don't understand her...or something. I'm afraid I might lose her, but I heard of a little trick from a soldier who was having the same problem.
Shhh! Keep it down [%username]! This is the sensitive part....
The soldier told me if I grind Ksellid teeth into a powder, it acts as a natural aphrodisiac...and drives women into a frenzy of passion.
I'm ashamed that my wife prefers spending time with those sissies at the boutique, but if I could please her like that, I'm sure she'd never leave me.
Can you help me out, [%username]?
Kill Gourd Ksellids and Laggard Ksellids.
There are certainly a lot of them, because they stopped hunting them a long time ago.
Oh yes, please bring me their teeth as proof that you've really killed them. I'm an Administrative Officer and therefore need evidence.
Please bring me 4 teeth of the [plur][%dic:STR_DIC_M_ShellizardD_25_An] and 6 teeth of the [plur][%dic:STR_DIC_M_ShellizardD_27_An].
Good luck.
Fine...I guess I'll have to find someone else.
In the meantime, I'll probably lose my wife to some milksop who keeps a journal and likes to talk about his feelings....
Thanks for nothing, [%username].
Well, how did it go?
Did you manage to get the teeth?
I spent a lot of time working as an administrator, so I like people to bring me exactly what I ask for.
These do not seem to be 4 Gourd Ksellid teeth and 6 Laggard Ksellid teeth.
Check the number of teeth again and then come back.
That is the correct amount of teeth.
I will give you a coin as a reward ... Oh, I'm sorry ... I'm so used to it ...
I will give you a gift as a reward.
Kill [%dic:STR_DIC_M_ShellizardD_25_An]s and [%dic:STR_DIC_M_ShellizardD_27_An]s and bring their teeth to [%dic:STR_DIC_N_Skataon].
[%collectitem]Collect Ksellid teeth for Skatoan's discreet purpose.
Skataon asked for Ksellid teeth to use for a discreet purpose.
You slew Gourd Ksellids and Laggard Ksellids, and brought him their teeth. He thanked you afterwards.