I hope your luck is better than mine.

Some people are born with good luck. Sadly, I was not.

I think I might be cursed. My weapons break first. On long treks, I get rocks in my boots. Walk up stairs, and I'm the one who trips...

It's so bad that my companions call me their "Very Unfortunate Friend." I don't suppose you have the same problem?

"I don't think so."