You look hungry.
Everyone knows I have the best food in the fortress!
My childhood dream was to govern this fortress. As a child, I was ignorant, and didn't realise I'd have to ascend to govern a whole region.
Unfortunately I never ascended, so there's no way for me to realise my dream.
For a long time I forgot about my dream, but recently I began to think maybe it isn't impossible.
After all, where there's a will there's a way.
If I don't have to rule the fortress myself, I just have to rule someone who can.
I can govern the person who governs this fortress.
I already know all the fortress commander's favourite foods, and he appears so young....
I wonder if he'd want a wife or a mother figure.